The Secret Garden

Let's talk about the elephant in the room. Or rather, the staircase in the room.

The Secret Garden operates on a simple premise: the first floor is a sexy bar. Flirty waitresses, dim lighting, suggestive atmosphere—your standard "erotic pub" situation. It's nice. It's fun. It's what you came for.

Then there's the second floor.

Upstairs is a swinger's club. As in, actual swingers. As in, couples and singles who showed up specifically to do things that don't happen on the first floor. This isn't a euphemism. This isn't "VIP rooms with extra services." This is a legitimate lifestyle venue where consenting adults do consenting adult things.

Now, before you panic or get too excited: the two floors are separate experiences. You can absolutely come here, stay downstairs, enjoy a drink with attractive company, and leave without ever going upstairs. Many people do exactly that. The first floor is a perfectly good erotic bar that happens to have an adventurous upstairs neighbor.

But the option exists. And that's what makes The Secret Garden interesting.

The downstairs vibe is welcoming without being aggressive. The women are friendly, the music is chill, the drinks are reasonably priced. It feels more like a lounge than a club—somewhere you could actually have a conversation if you wanted to. The "erotic pub" branding is accurate: it's a pub, it's erotic, nobody's pretending otherwise.

The upstairs operates on different rules. There are guidelines, there are boundaries, there's an expectation that everyone knows what they signed up for. It's not a free-for-all. It's a curated experience for people who are specifically looking for that experience. If that's you, you know who you are.

For everyone else: the ground floor is genuinely good. The Secret Garden isn't using the swinger's club as a gimmick to lure people into a mediocre bar. The bar stands on its own. The upstairs is just... there. An option. A possibility. A staircase that leads somewhere most people won't go.

Location-wise, you're in Laureles on La 33, which means you're surrounded by options. The Secret Garden doesn't need to compete on the same terms as Luna Lunera or Fase Dos. It's carved out its own niche: the place for people who want a sexy bar with escalation potential.

Come curious. Leave wherever you're comfortable. The garden keeps its secrets.