We visited every strip club in Medellín so you don't waste your money on the wrong one. Here's the definitive ranking based on girls, value, safety, and vibe.
Where Nights Get Hot and Wallets Get Lighter
La Isla is the strip club everyone's heard of, which means you'll spend half the night wondering if it lives up to the hype and the other half realizing you stopped caring three drinks ago.
El Poblado (Las Palmas)
Where the Heels are High and Temptations Even Higher
Fase II is Medellin's no-frills, high-octane strip club for people who came to participate, not spectate. Loud, packed, and completely unbothered by your expectations.
La Candelaria
Where the Locals Actually Go
On La 33, between the tourist traps and the VIP palaces, there's a spot where 70% of the crowd is Colombian and the shows run every 15 minutes. Bada Boom figured out the formula.
La 33
The Glass Floor Changes Everything
Open 24/7 with a two-level layout and a glass-bottom stage. Anfitrión is what happens when someone decides a strip club should also be an architectural statement.
La 33
Where Class and Chaos Share a Drink
Fantasia is the strip club that watched a YouTube video about interior design and actually took notes. It's trying. You can tell it's trying. And honestly? That's kind of endearing.
Centro
Come If You Dare (Seriously, Look Both Ways)
Also known as Conejita's, this Centro dive has been pouring cold beer in a neighborhood your Airbnb host pretends doesn't exist. The vibe is 'questionable life choices at 2 PM' and we're here for it.
Centro
Where the Volume Goes to Eleven and Nobody Complains
San Diego Show is the strip club equivalent of ordering a chicken Caesar salad. You know exactly what you're getting, you're not mad about it, and you'll probably do it again next week.
La Candelaria
Where the Party Never Stops Because There Is No Clock
Luna Lunera runs 24/7 because closing would require someone to care about time. Centro's marathon venue serves volume, variety, and the kind of freedom that only exists at 4 AM on a Wednesday.
Belén
The Only Game on La 70
In the middle of Medellín's most popular local party strip, there's exactly one strip club. El Antro exists because someone had to do it, and they're charging a cover because they can.
Laureles
Where the Bunnies Don't Speak English
Four thousand pesos for a beer. Zero English reviews online. Conejitas is Centro's reminder that sometimes the best finds are the ones nobody bothered to translate.
Centro
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